Superman <br />VS <br />Goku! <br />| <br />VariantComics <br /> <br />VariantComics promises <br />**New Episodes Every Wednesday!** <br /> <br />And this means little time <br />for proper research! <br /> <br />In their descriptions are made <br />each time magnanimous promises <br />as "Today on Variant, Arris gives <br />is answer on one of the most debated <br />battles in fiction Superman VS Goku!" <br />(August 31, 2016) <br /> <br />It is claimed, <br />Arris Quinones <br />has been interested <br />in comics since age 8, <br />and has been <br />a hardcore fan ever since. <br /> <br />And also: <br />Arris is now considered <br />one of the most <br />knowledgeable experts <br />on the internet, <br />regarding comics. <br /> <br />Maybe Arris Quinones <br />has been interested <br />in comics since age 8, <br />and has been <br />a hardcore fan <br />ever since, ... <br /> <br />... but he doesn't understand <br />them to this day, or only <br />reads scans on the internet <br />along descriptions, because <br />he has a damn poor memory. <br /> <br />He mentions at Dragonball GT <br />and Goku in SS4 form that <br />it is technically non-canon. <br />And gives the impression <br />that only canon <br />must be considered. <br /> <br />But at Superman, <br />how an eight year old <br />he babbles down any shit (reasons) <br />about various incarnations <br />of Superman he could find <br />on the internet. <br /> <br />"He bench-pressed the (Earth's) weight <br />for five days straight." <br /> <br />Ridiculous! <br />Adventure Comics v1 # 395 <br />(July, 1970) <br /> <br />If Arris had <br />read and understood <br />the storyline, <br />he would have had to realize <br />that once again DC Comics' <br />did something stupid. <br /> <br />It has been <br />0 days <br />since DC <br />Comics' did <br />something <br />stupid. <br /> <br />Dr. Shay Veritas said <br />to Superman52: <br />"Go, I'll have RESULTS <br />for you in a few days." <br />Superman v3 # 13 (December, 2012) <br /> <br />Which she denies us. <br /> <br />Of course! <br /> <br />DC makes statements <br />without statements! <br /> <br />All what came was: <br />"He's not holding back. <br />Power level is exceeding <br />what I had previously recorded." <br />Superman v3 # 17 <br />(April, 2013) <br /> <br />??? <br /> <br />Can Superman52 <br />not strike at least <br />four times more <br />than he can lift??? <br /> <br />When he's not holding back <br />and his power level is exceeding <br />what she had previously recorded, <br />as he allegedly have been <br />bench-pressing Earth's weight <br />for five days, ... <br /> <br />... <br />couldn't she have made <br />her statement, since she <br />wouldn't have lived anymore <br />after his <br />"planet buster punch"??? <br /> <br />More than Magnitude 10 <br />isn't realistic! <br />A whole continent <br />would have to break open. <br />What wasn't to be seen. <br />Not even the Arctic broke! <br />Superman v3 # 17 <br />(April, 2013) <br /> <br />Magnitude 9.9 <br />is catastrophic enough! <br />1,000 GT = <br />4,200,000,000,000 GJ <br /> <br />How many times more <br />can Superman52 strike <br />than he can bench? <br />Four times? <br />4,200,000,000,000 GJ / 4 <br />= 1,050,000,000,000 GJ <br /> <br />And if he wants <br />to move mass with it, <br />we get <br />116,828,255,880,000,000 <br />metric tons <br /> <br />I don't see Earth's weight! <br />You can? <br />Take off <br />your rose-colored <br />Superman glasses, <br />DCtard! <br /> <br />Dr. Shay Veritas also said: <br />"Says the guy who can toss <br />the moon out of orbit." <br /> <br />Moon, not Earth! <br />Superman v3 # 13 <br />(December, 2012) <br /> <br />How the pieces <br />fit together? <br /> <br />What said SA/DCtard <br />Ben "Bullshit" Singer? <br />"No mistranslations allowed." <br /> <br />Superman's Girlfriend, Lois Lane v1 # 10 (July, 1959) <br /> <br />Who of the three <br />was the culprit? <br /> <br />Writer: Robert Bernstein <br />Penciler/Inker: Kurt Schaffenberger <br />Editor: Mort Weisinger <br /> <br />Three years later, <br />the bug was fixed! <br />Superman's Girlfriend, Lois Lane <br />Annual v1 # 1 (June, 1962) <br /> <br />But eight years later <br />the original was reprinted, <br />unseen! <br />Superman's Girlfriend, Lois Lane v1 # 102 (July, 1970) <br /> <br />Governing Principle <br />of the Americans: <br /> <br />Alle anderen irren. <br />Nur wir Irre <br />sind nicht irre. <br /> <br />When a Doc says this guy has the power for <br />a moon, not Earth, let alone planet Jupiter, <br />especially if this one had <br />previously lifted Earth's weight <br />several times in five days, <br />then should one give this a glue. <br /> <br />Who of the seven <br />was the culprit? <br /> <br />From issue # 13 to # 17 <br />the following people <br />were involved: <br /> <br />Executive Editor: Bobbie Chase <br />Writer: Scott Lobdell <br />Penciler/Inker: Kenneth Rocafort <br />Letterer: Rob Leigh <br />Editors: Darren Shan & <br />Anthony Marques & Eddie Berganza <br /> <br />Who of those <br />has broken this sentence? <br /> <br />"You have been essentially <br />bench-pressing that FOR <br />five days, Superman." <br /> <br />The <br />decisive word <br />is: <br />essentially <br />---------------- <br /> <br />The correct sentence <br />should be: <br /> <br />"You have been essentially <br />bench-pressing that IN <br />five days, Superman." <br /> <br />If Superman52 had <br />lifted Earth's weight <br />x 432,000 s/five days <br />in the graviton matrix: <br />2,579,904,000,000,000,000, <br />000,000,000 metric tons ... <br /> <br /> ...hen she would <br />have mentioned <br />a larger planet <br />than the Earth, <br />but no moon! <br /> <br />Then she would have to say: <br />"If it were possible to put <br />the Jupiter on a scale-- <br />-- the planet would weigh in at <br />1,900,000,000,000,000, <br />000,000,000 metric tons. <br /> <br />"You have been <br />essentially <br />bench-pressing it about <br />1,357.8442 times <br />IN five days, Superman." <br /> <br />But Superman52 can just lift <br />116,828,255,880,000,000 metric tons <br />x 51,117.771 in <br />432,000 seconds/five days <br />= <br />8.4510727 seconds per run. <br /> <br />This is acceptable for <br />a Post-Crisis Superman, <br />who is NOT <br />a Pre-Crisis Superman! <br /> <br />It exist the superstition that <br />the number 13 brings bad luck. <br /> <br />And who wrote Superman v3 # 13? <br /> <br />Scott Lobdell!
